Fantastic Advice: Do what YOU want, do what makes YOU happy.

There is a woman who gave 12 habits to Happy living.
This is the traditional way of expressing the "absolutes" for happiness, but I like her take on it.
If you want to read the "un-edited" versions you can go HERE. If not, I have edited it for you, for those who want her wonderful advice but not the language, even though the language gives a lot of emphasis to what she is saying. Consider yourself warned if you do click the link.

If not,
Here is the edited version of her great advice.

Twelve Habits of Happy, Healthy People Who Don’t Give a **** About Your Inner Peace

(The links will actually take you there)

Every **** time someone in my facebook feed posts something like this, I click it. Every **** time.

We all have this facebook friend, right? People you genuinely love and admire. People you like hanging out with. People you invite to your birthday parties. You know. Actual friends. Until you’ve clicked links exactly like this again and again and again. For YEARS. And all of a sudden, you start to wonder if this is some elaborate hoax, if you’ve actually just been reading the same article over and over.

It’s not like I have anything against happiness, or success, or meditation, or yoga, or being nice, or smiling more, or eating healthy, or losing weight, or being your best you, or embracing the day with a positive attitude. Those all sound great. Honestly, they do. And there are some really smart, simple truths to be found in all of those articles. There truly are.

It’s just that I have a problem with being told to do all of those things by skinny blonde ladies laughing on a beach wearing yoga pants.

Don’t believe me? Take the challenge. Next time you read one of these articles, I dare you not to play Inspirational Photo Bingo:

I can’t ***** remember the last time I pranced around a tropical island paradise waving a white scarf around my head as a professional photographer snapped a picture, but I bet if I did, I’d be a whole lot happier too.

Below please find my version of this article, that I want to share with you, the internet. May it bring you all the inner peace you can cram into your backpacking gear right before downward dogging it atop that mountain at sunrise.

1. Do whatever the **** you want.
2. Do whatever the **** you want.
3. Seriously, do you want that burger? Then just ****** eat a burger. Don’t be gross about it, and don’t eat a burger three meals a day. But I beg you, women and image-conscious male humans of the world, stop beating yourself up about it and just eat the ***** burger.
4. Do whatever the ***** you want.
5. Have good friends. Call them. Complain a little. That’s what friends are for. Return the favor. Don’t be a  [crappy] friend.
6. Learn how to laugh about farts. Fart more. Laugh about it.
7. Be incessantly curious about the world around you! Experience art, science, beauty, and nature! But stop beating yourself up on those nights when you just want to sit your  [butt] on the couch and watch reruns of Friends. 
8. Smile when you feel like smiling. Laugh whenever you ***** feel like laughing. Pro tip: Being told to ‘laugh more’ is not going to make you laugh more. Being told to ‘smile more’ is not going to make you smile more.
9. Make time for yourself. After you’ve run that 5K, started a load of laundry, harvested your organic vegetable garden, run to the bank, paid the bills, dazzled everyone with recipes that are cost-effective, healthy, and delicious, thought of something witty and clever to share with your social networking site, caught up on current events and politics, and cleaned all of the house, that special hour set aside just for you is so critical to your well-being.*
   10. Do whatever the  ***** you want.
   11. Don’t care what other people think. Unless they’re right. In which case, ***** humble yourself enough to listen to them.
   12. Do. Whatever. The  *****. You Want.

Do what you want. Be your  ***** self. Don’t be a terrible person. Be nice to others. Be supportive of your friends and allow yourself to give them the benefit of the doubt when they want to try something new, like rescuing shelter dogs, or making performance art in the nude, or dating terrible people. They’re your friends and you love them, and if they suck, stop being their friend. Show up for work. Pay your bills. Find some  ***** purpose in your life, and figure out a way to share that purpose with others in a way that isn’t sanctimonious and doesn’t involve a picture of a woman laughing at an empty beach. Smile because something makes you smile. Laugh because you’ve surrounded yourself by people who make you laugh, and they’re funny ***** people, and you’re happy to be with them. Dance because you’re drunk at a big dance party with your friends and Michael Jackson is playing, not because ‘no one is watching.’ Everyone is watching. We’re at a  ***** party. That’s how parties work.

Do whatever the  ***** you want.

And the next time one of you has the kind of spare cash around to take a prancercise vacation to a tropical island, for the love of all that is holy please bring me with you. I am excellent at waving scarves around but even better at buying drinks with tiny umbrellas.

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So, that being said from this hilarious woman: Do what YOU want, do what make YOU happy.